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“Diamonds are every girls dream” HAHAHA NO, its Justin Bieber

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hitrecordjose:

What do you mean “servings per container”? 

If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving. 

That I will eat. 

Right now.

By myself. 

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some of your teachers are probably having sex right now

laugh-addict:

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fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

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carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

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morgrana:

DON’T CRY

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fangirl life

friend: why do you have the same song 10 times on your iPod?
me: you don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.

Tyler talking about Selena Gomez

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ofstratfords:

can we just